The Top 10 Hottest Zombie Babes

To go along with with my Zombie-Thon over at 411mania, I've decided to feature some zombie-related companion pieces here. First up, a look at the ten sexiest zombies:


10) The "naked butt" zombie, Night of the Living Dead



Sure, you never really get a good look at her face, but if - like me - you first saw NOTLD when you were a young boy, then you never forgot that backside. I couldn't find a good pic of her, but a slightly censored version actually appears on the movie's poster, above.

9) Patsy Powers (Anne Day-Jones), Graveyard Alive: A Zombie Nurse in Love



Plain-Jane nurse Powers shows that there are some benefits to becoming a murderous zombie. For instance, getting bit turns Patsy from a homely nobody into the hospital's resident sexpot. Sure, she ends up taking the whole murderous aspect a little too far...but at least she looks good doing it.

Read my review of Graveyard Alive here.

8) Tammy (Sonja Bennett), Fido



In a world where tamed pet zombies have become commonplace, it's only a matter of time before someone decides to use them for more...lascivious purposes. But, looking at Tammy, it's hard to blame Tim Blake-Nelson's character. Plus, to his credit, he truly does love her.

Read my review of Fido here.

7) The Bride (Elsa Lanchester), Bride of Frankenstein



OK, some might argue this one, since whether the monster and his bride are technically "zombies" is debatable. But I'd just feel weird leaving one of the first and most famous undead beauties off my list.

6) Amy Winehouse



Naaahhh...just kidding.

6) Trash (Linnea Quigley), Return of the Living Dead




Truthfully, Trash doesn't look all that hot once she actually becomes a zombie. But she still deserves a spot on the list thanks to her naked graveyard dance, which is the stuff of legend (even despite the odd just-in-case crotch appliance which makes her look like a Barbie doll).

5) Kat (Jenna Jameson), Zombie Strippers



Sure, Jameson isn't nearly as hot as she used to be, thanks to way too many surgeries (and apparently way too little food), but there's no denying the pure sexuality she exudes as the blood-thirsty Kat. Her surprisingly strong performance is just the icing on the cake.

Read my review of Zombie Strippers here.

4) Kyoko, the Zombie Queen (Miwa), Junk



Kyoko is a girl who knows how to please. She spends the movies first half in her birthday suit, and then later puts on a kick-ass leather outfit and somehow gets even hotter - probably has something to do with her new cool white eyes and hair.



Read my review of Junk here.

3) Catherine (Francoise Blanchard), Living Dead Girl




No, not just because she spends so much of the movie in the buff (although it doesn't hurt), and not just because of her near-lesbian relationship with best friend Helene (although that doesn't hurt either). In a strange way, Catherine's sexiness can primarily be attributed to her lost, dreamlike demeanor. She doesn't understand what is happening to her, but she knows she doesn't like it. You just can't help but want to try to help her. Except, that's really not a good idea, as it almost definitely won't end well for you.

Read my review of Living Dead Girl here.

2) Number 9 (Jennifer Baxter), Land of the Dead



Well, girls in jerseys are always hot, right? Look past that horrible facial wound, and tell me that eternally-surprised look in her eyes isn't alluring. And that scene where she learns how to use a machine gun? Adorable.

1) Julie Walker (Melinda Clarke), Return of the Living Dead III



Long before Twilight was stinking up the screen, Return of the Living Dead III was telling a whole other story of undead-human love. The relationship between zombie Julie and human Curt may be a doomed one, but the lengths Julie will go to in order to fight off her taste for humans is about as romantic as it gets (in a twisted way). I'm not really into the whole "body modification" thing, but c'mon...Julie is hot.